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Mercy Review: Lord Have Mercy
Dir: Timur Bekmambetov Release Date: 2026 “Set in the near future, a detective accused of murdering his wife has 90 minutes to prove his innocence to an advanced AI judge.” Chris Pratt is a difficult man to like. On the one hand, he is the star of the best by-product of the Marvel Cinematic Universe with Guardians of the Galaxy. On the other hand, he’s repeatedly ruined iconic animated characters, such as Mario and Garfield. Suffice to say, his career is hardly impressive out
Lucas Ward
Feb 172 min read


Judge Dredd Review: The Future Is Shitty!
Dir: Danny Cannon Release Date: 1995 “In a dystopian future, Joseph Dredd, the most famous Judge (a police officer with instant field...

Adam Parker-Edmonston
Mar 23, 202110 min read


Hologram Man Review: Virtual Nonsense
Dir: Richard Pepin Release Date: 1995 “Sentenced to holographic stasis for terrorism, Slash Gallagher escapes and wreaks more havoc as a...

Ken B Wild
Feb 10, 202117 min read


Llamageddon Review: Llamageddon outta here!
Dir: Howie Dewin (Possibly a false name...) Release Date: 2015 “A killer llama from outer space crash lands on Earth and brings death and...

Ken B Wild
Dec 7, 20208 min read


Abduction Review: Scott’s Got Bills To Pay!
Dir: Ernie Barbarash Release Date: 2019 “A man finds himself in Vietnam with no recollection of who he is or how he got there must piece...

Ken B Wild
Nov 14, 20207 min read


DOOM Review: Make Sure You Pack A Spare Ass!
Dir: Andrzej Bartkowiak Release Date: 2005 “A special ops squad investigating a distress signal from a distant planet discovers that...

Dominic Lawton
Oct 22, 20205 min read
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