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Mercy Review: Lord Have Mercy
Dir : Timur Bekmambetov Release Date : 2026 “Set in the near future, a detective accused of murdering his wife has 90 minutes to prove his innocence to an advanced AI judge.” Chris Pratt is a difficult man to like. On the one hand, he is the star of the best by-product of the Marvel Cinematic Universe with Guardians of the Galaxy. On the other hand, he’s repeatedly ruined iconic animated characters, such as Mario and Garfield. Suffice to say, his career is hardly impressive o
Lucas Ward
Feb 172 min read


Cocaine Cougar: That Darn Cat
Dir: Dustin Ferguson Release Date: 2023 “A black cougar high on cocaine escapes an animal testing facility and wreaks havoc on Los...

Ken B Wild
Jan 20, 20246 min read


The Village : The Village People: Origins
Dir: M. Night Shyamalan Release Date: 2004 “A series of events tests the beliefs of a small, isolated, countryside village" For this...
Lucas Ward
Dec 2, 20236 min read


From The Shadows: Cult Movie
Dir: Mike Sargent Release Date: 2023 “A cult die in a fire and, when the survivors reach out to a paranormal expert/debunker, they all...

Ken B Wild
Sep 23, 20234 min read


Subject: Subject Matters
Dir: Tristan Barr Release Date: 2023 “A convict is offered an opportunity to commute his sentence by monitoring a top secret experiment"...

Ken B Wild
Sep 8, 20233 min read


CarousHELL: Ride AND Die!
Dir: Steve Rudzinski Release Date: 2016 “A carousel unicorn breaks free from his carnival hell and embarks on a bloody rampage of revenge...

Ken B Wild
Aug 26, 20236 min read


Death Metal: The Devil's Music
Dir: Michael Kuciak Release Date: 2023 “A metal band write an album so evil, it curses anyone who listens to it" For those who don't...

Ken B Wild
Aug 14, 20233 min read


Bride of the Killer Piñata: Hit or Shit 2
Dir: Stephen Tramonata Release Date: 2023 “10 years after the initial battle, a new Piñata arrives and all Hell breaks loose. Again.”...

Ken B Wild
Jun 27, 20234 min read


Bag Attack Review : Watch Your Bag
Dir: Simon Begemann Release Date: 2023 “Eco-Protesters uncover sinister goings on at a plastic bag factory/laboratory” I was lucky enough...

Ken B Wild
May 20, 20233 min read


Terminator Woman Review: She Won't Be Back
Dir: Michel Qissi Release Date: 1993 “Two martial arts trained cops travel to South Africa on the trail of a drugs baron” Also known as...

Ken B Wild
Aug 3, 20229 min read


Bunny The Killer Thing Review: 'Hard', to(o) Finnish
Dir: Joonas Makkonen Release Date: 2015 “A group of Finnish and British people get stuck at a cabin when they are attacked by a creature...

Ken B Wild
Apr 23, 20227 min read


'The Requin' aka 'From Below' Review: Shart Infested!
Dir: Le-Van Kiet Release Date: 2022 “A couple on a romantic getaway find themselves stranded at sea when a tropical storm sweeps away...

Ken B Wild
Mar 4, 20226 min read


Cupid Review: This Gives Love a Bad Name
Dir: Scott Jeffrey Release Date: 2020 “After being horrendously embarrassed by the mean girls at school, Faye, a practicing witch,...

Ken B Wild
Feb 20, 20228 min read


Imprisoned aka Night Walk Review: Throw Away The Key
Dir: Aziz Tazi Release Date: 2019 “An innocent man behind bars seeks justice while also trying to just stay alive” There are many movies...

Ken B Wild
Feb 4, 202210 min read


Kaw Review: Stark Raven Mad
Dir: Sheldon Wilson Release Date: 2007 “A small town is attacked by ravens who seem to be working together” Stone the crows! Yet another...

Ken B Wild
Jan 21, 202212 min read


Silent Night, Deadly Night 2 Review: Silent But Deadly
Dir: Lee Harry Release Date: 1987 “The now-adult Ricky talks to a psychiatrist about how he became a murderer after his brother, Billy,...

Ken B Wild
Dec 23, 202111 min read


Killer Piñata Review : Hit or Shit?
Dir: Stephen Tramontana Release Date: 2015 "A possessed piñata, seeking to avenge the savagery that humanity has inflicted on his kind,...

Ken B Wild
Dec 11, 202111 min read


Mask of the Ninja Review: Martial Farts
Dir: Bradford May Release Date: 2008 “Their vengeance is relentless, their method is ritual, their weapon is secret, and their motive is...

Ken B Wild
Nov 23, 202114 min read


Pharaoh's War Review: What is it good for?
Dir: Raouf Abd El Aziz Release Date: 2019 “An ex-military man with a mysterious past leads a group of Egyptian refugees through the...

Ken B Wild
Nov 5, 202118 min read


HellGate Review: No Specials in this Ghost Town!
Dir: William A. Levey Release Date: 1989 “A young woman is abducted and killed by bikers. When her father finds a crystal that brings her...

Ken B Wild
Aug 11, 202116 min read
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