Dir: Diq Diamond Release Date: 2025 “A cursed Hawaiian surfboard meant to guard royal heirs awakens. Police Captain Merry Miller must protect her stepdaughter's royal bloodline while stopping the board from claiming the souls of surfers in Kailua” This review came about with an email from Mr Diq Diamond himself. He asked us if we would consider watching, reviewing, posting, mentioning this film he made with a micro budget of less than $10,000 without any studio assistance. Do

Dir: Timur Bekmambetov Release Date: 2026 “Set in the near future, a detective accused of murdering his wife has 90 minutes to prove his innocence to an advanced AI judge.” Chris Pratt is a difficult man to like. On the one hand, he is the star of the best by-product of the Marvel Cinematic Universe with Guardians of the Galaxy. On the other hand, he’s repeatedly ruined iconic animated characters, such as Mario and Garfield. Suffice to say, his career is hardly impressive out

Dir: Dustin Ferguson Release Date: 2023 “A black cougar high on cocaine escapes an animal testing facility and wreaks havoc on Los Angeles" You may be the same as me, where your first interest in a film is peaked by the title itself. I've already covered examples of this in 'Llamageddon', 'Killer Piñata', 'CarousHell' and 'Bunny the Killer Thing', to name a few. Check those reviews out here on this very website. You'll also get the Mockbusters where the titles are similar to

Dir: M. Night Shyamalan Release Date: 2004 “A series of events tests the beliefs of a small, isolated, countryside village" For this...

Dir: Mike Sargent Release Date: 2023 “A cult die in a fire and, when the survivors reach out to a paranormal expert/debunker, they all find themselves in danger from forces unknown" For those who remember the review I wrote on the Horror movie, Death Metal (check it out if you don't), this movie was also written and produced by the director of that one, Mr Michael Kuciak. I was lucky enough to be sent a screener link to this one by Michael himself! Once again, the following m

Dir: Tristan Barr Release Date: 2023 “A convict is offered an opportunity to commute his sentence by monitoring a top secret experiment"...

Dir: Steve Rudzinski Release Date: 2016 “A carousel unicorn breaks free from his carnival hell and embarks on a bloody rampage of revenge...

Dir: Michael Kuciak Release Date: 2023 “A metal band write an album so evil, it curses anyone who listens to it" For those who don't...

Dir: Stephen Tramonata Release Date: 2023 “10 years after the initial battle, a new Piñata arrives and all Hell breaks loose. Again.” Back in December 2021, I wrote a review on here for the Movie 'Killer Piñata', which concluded with the following: "There is a post credits scene where the Piñata reforms itself in the basement like the T-1000 in T2 (okay, maybe not exactly like that) and I believe they were aiming to make a sequel which didn't materialise for some reason." Sea

Dir: Simon Begemann Release Date: 2023 “Eco-Protesters uncover sinister goings on at a plastic bag factory/laboratory” I was lucky enough...

Dir: Michel Qissi Release Date: 1993 “Two martial arts trained cops travel to South Africa on the trail of a drugs baron” Also known as...

Dir: Joonas Makkonen Release Date: 2015 “A group of Finnish and British people get stuck at a cabin when they are attacked by a creature...

Dir: Le-Van Kiet Release Date: 2022 “A couple on a romantic getaway find themselves stranded at sea when a tropical storm sweeps away...

Dir: Scott Jeffrey Release Date: 2020 “After being horrendously embarrassed by the mean girls at school, Faye, a practicing witch,...

Dir: Aziz Tazi Release Date: 2019 “An innocent man behind bars seeks justice while also trying to just stay alive” There are many movies...

Dir: Sheldon Wilson Release Date: 2007 “A small town is attacked by ravens who seem to be working together” Stone the crows! Yet another...

Dir: Lee Harry Release Date: 1987 “The now-adult Ricky talks to a psychiatrist about how he became a murderer after his brother, Billy,...

Dir: Stephen Tramontana Release Date: 2015 "A possessed piñata, seeking to avenge the savagery that humanity has inflicted on his kind, picks off a group of friends, one by one, in an unending night of terror." In December of 2020, I wrote and published a review of Llamageddon on this very website after watching it on Amazon Prime. In doing so, I unlocked a veritable goldmine of shit on the channel under the 'Because you watched....' section and forever tainted my 'Movies we

Dir: Bradford May Release Date: 2008 “Their vengeance is relentless, their method is ritual, their weapon is secret, and their motive is...

Dir: Raouf Abd El Aziz Release Date: 2019 “An ex-military man with a mysterious past leads a group of Egyptian refugees through the...