Ken B Wild
Hard Kill Review: A Bad Day To Hard Kill Hard!
Dir: Matt Eskandari Release Date: 2020 “The work of billionaire tech CEO Donovan Chalmers (Willis) is so valuable that he hires...
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Ken B Wild
- Apr 5, 2021
- 9 min
Post-Apocalyptic Commando Shark Review: All Shite, No Bite!
Dir: Sam Qualiana Release Date: 2018 “In the post-apocalyptic future, the world is at war. The newly instated Soviet Russian Army has...
Adam Parker-Edmonston
- Mar 23, 2021
- 10 min
Judge Dredd Review: The Future Is Shitty!
Dir: Danny Cannon Release Date: 1995 “In a dystopian future, Joseph Dredd, the most famous Judge (a police officer with instant field...
Dominic Lawton
- Mar 6, 2021
- 14 min
The Pact Review: Detective Sundae!
Dir: Nicholas McCarthy Release Date: 2012 “As a woman struggles to come to grips with her past in the wake of her mother's death and the...
Ken B Wild
- Feb 19, 2021
- 13 min
Demonoid Review: Hands off!
Dir: Alfredo Zacarias Release Date: 1981 “A mining expedition releases a cursed, severed, hand which possesses the minds and bodies of...
Ken B Wild
- Feb 10, 2021
- 17 min
Hologram Man Review: Virtual Nonsense
Dir: Richard Pepin Release Date: 1995 “Sentenced to holographic stasis for terrorism, Slash Gallagher escapes and wreaks more havoc as a...
Dominic Lawton
- Jan 25, 2021
- 3 min
Host Review: Top-Notch Socially Distanced Horror
Dir: Rob Savage Release Date: 2020 “Six friends hire a medium to hold a séance via Zoom during lockdown, but they get far more than they...
Ken B Wild
- Jan 18, 2021
- 20 min
The Sweeper Review: May Not Contain Actual Sweeping
Dir: Joseph Mehri Release Date: 1996 “After surviving the massacre of his family, a boy grows to be a violent cop and is approached to...
Dominic Lawton
- Dec 24, 2020
- 15 min
Black Christmas (2006) Review: Jaundice Jeopardy!
Dir: Glen Morgan Release Date: 2006 “On Christmas Eve, an escaped maniac returns to his childhood home, which is now a sorority house,...
Ken B Wild
- Dec 23, 2020
- 8 min
The Nights Before Christmas Review: The Shite Before Christmas!
Dir: Paul Tanter Release Date: 2019 “A murderous Santa and Mrs Claus play a killer cat and mouse game with the FBI.” In the seemingly...
Ken B Wild
- Dec 22, 2020
- 13 min
Jingle All The Way Review: A Christmas Cracker!
Dir: Brian Levant Release Date: 1996 “A busy father vows to get his son the most sought-after action figure for Christmas but it’s...
Ken B Wild
- Dec 13, 2020
- 11 min
Death Fighter Review: Weekend at Jawed El Berni’s
Dir: Toby Russell Release Date: 2017 (Filmed in 2012) “An American cop witnesses his mentor's murder in a stake-out gone wrong and finds...
Ken B Wild
- Dec 7, 2020
- 8 min
Llamageddon Review: Llamageddon outta here!
Dir: Howie Dewin (Possibly a false name...) Release Date: 2015 “A killer llama from outer space crash lands on Earth and brings death and...
Adam Parker-Edmonston
- Dec 3, 2020
- 5 min
House II Review: Condemned!
Dir: Ethan Wiley Release Date: 1987 “The new owner of a sinister house gets involved with reanimated corpses and demons searching for an...
Ken B Wild
- Nov 27, 2020
- 9 min
Prey (2016) Review: The Lion Shits Tonight
Dir: Dick Maas Release Date: 2016 “ A zoo veterinarian gets caught up in a grisly adventure as she finds herself leading the city-wide...
Dominic Lawton
- Nov 23, 2020
- 8 min
Twilight Review: Sparkly Vampires Suck!
Dir: Catherine Hardwicke Release Date: 2008 “ A kooky girl moves to a small town and falls for a boy who is hiding a dark secret - he is...
Ken B Wild
- Nov 18, 2020
- 4 min
Fever Lake Review: Dull As Lake Water
Dir: Ralph Portillo Release Date: 1997 “A group of teenagers drives to "Fever Lake" to spend the weekend in a cursed house near the lake...
Ken B Wild
- Nov 14, 2020
- 7 min
Abduction Review: Scott’s Got Bills To Pay!
Dir: Ernie Barbarash Release Date: 2019 “A man finds himself in Vietnam with no recollection of who he is or how he got there must piece...
Ken B Wild
- Nov 6, 2020
- 5 min
Halloween (2007) Review: Better Late or Never?
Dir: Rob Zombie Release Date: 2007 “Escaping from an institute after 15 years, a killer makes his way back home to finish what he...
Ken B Wild
- Oct 26, 2020
- 4 min
King of the Kickboxers 2: Fighting Spirit Review: One of Two Non-Sequels!
Dir: Teddy Page (as Jason Lowe?!?) Release Date: 1992 “Billy is tricked into fighting for a gangster to raise money for his sister’s...
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